25 Random Facts

I received a Facebook note with one of those “you’ve been tagged so fill it out and tag other people…” blah blah blah… But I enjoyed thinking of random things about myself, so thought I’d post it on the blog. Oh, and it’s also because I’ve been lazy with the blogging..  I was surprised that James tagged me in his note. I’m flattered.

1. I am going to be very random in this note and attempt to go all James Joyce stream of consciousness on y’all. To a certain extent. Not TOO much though. don’t want to frighten anyone. LOL

2. If I ever use the term LOL.. it’s because I actually laughed. I do not use the term lightly.

3. I have a headache every day and recently had an MRI… doesn’t appear to be brain related. Shocking, I know. You figure they would have discovered the loose screw… so it’s a chronic pain condition… . I think it’s a neck muscle thing from my various accidents (several car accidents, dove head first into my parent’s pool, hit over the head with a hammer, fell down a mountain…) Oh, I’ve been known to be accident prone….

4. I’m not a fan of horror films. They annoy me. Also.. I point out all the flaws. I prefer comedy. Life is depressing enough without having to watch horror or listen to Coldplay.

5. My dream job is to be a game show host. Or be independently wealthy. Or get paid to write things.

6. I have never eaten a DQ Blizzard. And only recently ate some Ben & Jerry’s. Had 2 spoonfuls. I’m good.

7. My favourite people in the world are Katy and Josh. I birthed ’em. But despite my DNA they are pretty freakin’ awesome.

8. I hate the interview question “where do you want to be in five years?” Dude. I want to be crazy rich and have cabana boys fulfilling my every whim. Duh.  Oh, and unlimited liquor. And a pony.  Okay, not really a pony.  When I was a kid I told people I was afraid of horses because I was afraid of them.

9. I love writing. But I haven’t been doing enough of it recently.

10. I am easily bored. Some say that means you are boring. I hope I’m not.

11. Despite my awful romantic history, I still believe in true love. I know I will find that again, despite my advanced age. LOL. I also believe that you can love more than one person at a time.
Ideally, I want to meet someone who enthralls me with their wit, engages me in conversation. Thinks I’m awesome. Loves to cuddle. Dammit. this is starting to sound like a personal ad.

12. I like cheese.

13. I’m motivated by how I feel. Not by money. I actually hate money.  Mostly because I could always use more….

14. I love the Beatles, Springsteen. AC/DC. Frank Sinatra. Brad Paisley. Johnny Reid. Johnny Cash. I could go on… but..

15. I have the word LAUGH tattooed on my wrist. I love to laugh. If you can make me laugh, we’ll be BFF’s. favourite thing ever.

16. I’m a pretty good cook, but hardly ever cook for myself.  Only if I have someone to cook for.  I make some excellent shrimp and pasta dishes. I am making myself hungry….

17. I think my family is really cool. I love my nieces and nephews. My sisters rock. My parents are amazing. the brother in laws are cool as well.

18. I wish I could be more disciplined.

19. I enjoy listening in on other peoples conversations and making up back stories to their convos.

20. My favourite thing to do is talk. I love the exchange. The engagement. So much fun.

21. I hate my house to be messy. Unless I’m the one who messes it.

22. I love to kiss. Just need someone to do that with on a regular basis.

23. I need a massage.

24. I have a big nose. But my head is big too.. so it suits.

25. I don’t know if I’ll ever grow up. I hope I don’t.

Life: Can’t complain
Love: THAT I can complain about. Nothing to report.  I know.. shocking.
Pants: Have been as lazy with that as with the writing. Ugh.  Need to get back on that too. Surprisingly, have not gained any weight…
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3 responses to “25 Random Facts

  1. Life is also depressing enough without being forced to listen to John Mayer and Coldplay’s wife. (Coldplay is just one person, right? Surely there can’t be more than one person responsible for making music that awful)

    I’m not rich, but I do currently have pool boys fulfilling my every whim. Usually it involves a tarp, a screwdriver, and scented lotion, but I fear I’ve already said too much.

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  3. Ha! That was great … Sry about your head! Love #19 – except I just do it in my head when I see people … way more fun to work of dialogue!

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