Yeah, some bad stuff happened. Some people died.. I wrote about them and thereby depressed the fuck out of all of us.. but, it was heartfelt, I’ll tell you that much. However, at this time, I would like to point out that I’m getting a little creeped out by Facebook encouraging me to “reach out” to my friends that I haven’t heard from lately.
Hey, Facebook. Enough with the seances. THEY”RE DEAD.
Like, seriously… I regularly have 3 come up. “Reconnect with Joe Stiffy. You haven’t talked in a while” or whatever the damn thing says. I was at the funeral, dude. I have a pretty good idea why he’s not reconnecting…
I’ll tell you this much..they aren’t updating their statuses. But it would be cool if they did…
“Buddy is hanging with Hendrix and Mitch Hedberg… it’s 4:20 here ALL the time!”
“Buddy is getting his groove on with Marilyn and Farrah.. to quote the Black Eyed Peas.. It’s gonna be a real good nite 😉 “..
“Adolf really needs some aloe re: this burning in eternal hell thing..”
Stuff like that.
See? THAT would be okay.
Facebook as a conduit to the dead.
Honestly, I have no idea where I was going with this post, other than to say that it freaks me out a little when I get weird messages from people who are dead. Specifically on social media websites. If they want to come to me in dreams and tell me winning lottery numbers, cool. But otherwise, yeah, not so sure.
I guess I should just be happy they aren’t the undead and aren’t wanting to eat my brains. And here I thought being single was a problem.Life: good, thanks Love: I love bacon and beer. S’all i got at the moment Pants: jogging pants. Not that I jog or anything.